The story of Mr mysterious, where do I start... Swiping left on tinder for the past half hour and along came Mr mysterious, oh hello handsome, swiped right... It's a match!!
I would read our conversation but he is now no longer matched and here's why...
Conversation went well to start with, lots of the usual flirtatious chat, surprisingly better than normal... Let's just say it wasn't appropriate for under 18's...
So he asks," what are your plans for tonight?"


I replied "the usual Netflix in bed, why...?"


Want to meet he said... So I obviously agreed however I never thought he'd actually come through.
I was now on my way to meet him, on the phone to Lucy absolutely crapping myself, I arrive at a car park of a destination in the middle of where we both "live" however not for him he explained before he's in a hotel due to working away from home... So in between my house and his hotel...
Anyway I'm waiting at the car park still on the phone to Lucy trying to get her to calm my nerves, because at this point the crapping myself could have been literal! I was desperate for a poo! Really not a good start, sparking up a fag really didn't help the poo situation but definitely calmed my nerves!
He arrived, in his van, got out and jumped into my car... Is this me picking up a guy for sex?!?! Oh my god!!!
He looked sexy, we drove off trying to find a pub, for this drink we said we "should" go for... He was chatting a lot, we laughed a lot, there was definitely some sort of connection there... Hour and a half later were still driving... His hand was now on my leg...
He then told me he wanted me, I wanted him back so we found a dark road, stopped, climbed into the back seat... One thing led to another, a kiss, a fondle, a desperation to remove each other's clothes, I sat on him, he laid me down... And then it stopped, bright bright bright light....


We both panicked, we've been caught! Just kidding he banged his head on the roof of the car turning the interior light on! 



Adrenaline rush or what... So we continued, the windows looked as if it had been raining on the inside! 

Best sex in a long long long time!
And just like that... Mr mysterious said thank you and good night...
I drive home with the biggest grin on my face! Ring Lucy right away and tell her all the gory details, thank you Mr Mysterious!
Soph xoxox